Thursday, October 15, 2015

Monkey Baat

Once upon a time, animals in the jungle decided to conduct elections. They elected monkey as the new leader.

After elections they went to meet the monkey. They greeted him and told him about all the problems they were facing and requested action.

Monkey had no clue,. He started jumping from one branch to other.

Animals asked him,

"Dear leader! Why are you jumping from one branch to another?"

So he answered,

"You are all so ungrateful! Can't you see how hard I am working for your sake."

P.S: Heard this story somewhere. Could not find the source.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Market behaviour during different prime ministers.

Go through the data and answer, who was the best prime minister from POV of market. Respect him.

Do bhakts still believe Saheb will take sensex past mount 100,000?

Watch and weep. Don't comment.

Monday, August 31, 2015

پیاز

مہگای کے اس دور میں غریبوں کا نسیبا
میسر  نہیں  پیاز،    مل جاتے  ہیں  آنسو

मंहगाई के इस दौर में ग़रीबों का नसीबा
मयस्सर नहीं प्याज़, मिल जाते हैं आंसू

Fate of poor in this gilded age, 
Onions unavailable, tears abundant.